I'll stab you with a fork

if you get me something from Wal Mart for Christmas, and why you should threaten your loved ones likewise! (December 3)

The facts, always the facts:
WalMart Ranking in F500: 2
Exxon Ranking: 1
WalMart Profits: $13,400,000,000 (billion)
Exxon Profits: $45,200,000,000 (billion)
Closest Retailer: Costco
Ranking in F500: 24
Profits: $1,249,900,000 (billion)

Walmart Profits in 2008: $12,730,000,000 (billion) No. 1 in F500
Exxon Profits in 2008: $40,610,000,000 (billion) No. 2 in F500
Costco Profits in 2008: $1,082,800,000 (billion) No. 29 in F500

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2008(2009)/full_list/


My personal beliefs: